Monologues: Comic
In order of age
“The Princess”
Female. Age range: 3-4. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Short and spunky, this is the perfect monologue for a brand new little actress.
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“Barefoot Ballerina”
Female. Age range: 3-6. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
What is a little ballerina to do when her puppy eats her dance shoes?
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"Skitter"
Male. Age range: 3-6. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
A little boy is surprised to find out that his Mommy is afraid of bugs. Funny and brimming with personality, this unique monologue will help any boy own the stage.
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"Letter to the Tooth Fairy"
Male or Female. Age range: 3-6. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
A young child offers some advice to the Tooth Fairy. Cute and loaded with personality.
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"Tink"
Female. Age range: 4-7. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Do you believe in fairies? Filled with cute moments, sassy personality and a great finish, Tink offers your own little "fairy" a chance to shine on stage.
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"Pet Detective"
Male. Age range: 4-7. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
A young boy discovers what he wants to be when he grows up. Cute and funny, this is a great showcase for an actor who is comfortable with physical movement and good at facial expressions.
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“How to Stop the Giggles”
Choose male or female. Age range: 4-8. Total length: Approx. 45 seconds to 1 minute.
A young child ponders how to stop giggling.
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“An Orphan’s Life”
Female. Age range: 5-9. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Peek inside the life of one of the “other” orphans from Annie as she cleans and dreams of a better life.
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"That's Me, Jill"
Female. Age range 5-9. Total Length: Approx 1 minute.
What's a nursery rhyme character to do when ALL she is known for is tumbling after Jack? Jill decides she needs a makeover. This adorable monologue is perfect for talented actresses who can portray a wide range of character voices.
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"Fabulous Me"
Female. Age range: 5-9. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
A new baby in the house? No problem. Adorable monologue as a sassy little actress lists the rules for bringing up parents properly, giving lots of opportunities to show a wide range of facial expressions and vocal levels.
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“The Prince”
Male.
An adorable monologue for a spunky young actor to demonstrate his comedic flair and vocal range. The Prince gives young boys a chance to be brave, bold and very noticeable.
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"My Princess Life"
Female. Age range: 7-12. Total length: Approx 1 & ½ minutes.
"My Princess Life" is the female version of "The Prince". An adorable monologue for a spunky young actress to demonstrate her comedic flair and vocal range. My Princess Life gives young girls a chance to be cute, spunky and very noticeable.
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“A Star is Born”
Female. Age range: 5-9. Total length: Approx 45 seconds.
After considering her career options, a young girl decides that being a star is the life for her. Cute, funny and loaded with personality, this monologue says “Hey look at me!”
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"Dinoboy"
Male. Age range: 6-9.
A quiet student by day, a superhero by night. Dinoboy travels back in time, with his trusty sidekick T. Rex Bob, to watch over the dinosaurs and save the world from time traveling bad guys. Very funny monologue that will showcase any young actor who wants to be noticed.
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“YouTube Diva”
Female. Age range: 6-12. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
In this monologue a girl decides that becoming a YouTube star is the perfect path to fame. This hip, funny monologue gives will catch the eye of every director and give a young actress a chance to demonstrate a wide range of acting abilities.
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"Rules of Supernatural Life"
Male or female. Age range: 6-12. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
An elf. Stuck in Supernatural School With a long, long list of rules. "Rules of Supernatural School" is laugh out loud funny and the perfect monologue for a child with lots of attitude and the ability to be very dramatic and sarcastic.
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"Just Call Me Bo"
Female. Age range: 6-12. Total Length: Approx 1 minute.
Little Bo Peep is tired of being know as the clueless airhead who keeps losing her sheep. In this sassy, funny monologue, Bo Peep decides it's time to change her image.
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“A Diva’s Life”
Female. Age range: 6-12. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
The perfect monologue for the girl who wants to be noticed. Very funny with a chance to demonstrate a wide range of acting abilities.
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“Fairy Tale Tomboy”
Female. Age range: 6-12. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
Getting married and living “happily ever after” is not for this Fairy Tale Princess. Spunky and perky, this monologue gives a young actress the opportunity to stand out from the crowd and be noticed.
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"Man of the House"
Male. Age range: 7-12. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Man of the House? Does that mean shaving? Driving? A young boy tries to imagine what his life is going to be like as the Man of the house. This monologue is a great showcase for a boy with lots of personality and great facial expressions.
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"Practically Twins"
Female. Age range: 7-12. Total length: Approx 1 & ½ minutes.
There's a new baby sister in the house. A cute, funny, warm monologue where a big sister pictures what her life will be like now that she has a new baby sister.
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"The Last Adventurer"
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total Length: Approx 1 minute.
Someone has to have adventures. In this monologue a boy decides that he will gladly take on that role. Perfect for a boy comfortable with strong facial expressions and physical movement.
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"Divatude"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 & ½ minutes.
Is your young actress a bit of a diva? Can she dazzle with a bit of a "tude"? Divatude is another monologue that showcases that sassy, in your face attitude that shows casting directors that you have comedic flair and an attitude that goes on for days.
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"The Other Mermaid" 
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 & ½ minutes.
Presenting Coral, The Other Mermaid who is very frustrated with all the attention Ariel is getting and would like everyone to know there are other mermaids under the sea too. Running through a wide range of emotions and full of sassy attitude, this monologue gives young actresses a chance to release their inner mermaid diva while owning the stage.
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"Sparkle"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 & ½ minutes.
It's not easy being a Fairy. Especially when you are attending Fairy in Training School.
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"Just Call Me Charlie Brown"
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 & ½ minutes.
A young boy is having a very bad day.
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"Rockstar"
Male and Female Versions. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Is your child dramatic and outgoing? Full of confidence? If so, this is the monologue for you. Funny, funky and in your face, Rockstar is a monologue for a confident actor or actress who is ready to take over the stage.
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"Little Red"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
It's not easy being Little Red Riding Hood. Sassy, spunky and full of charm, this monologue is perfect for a confident actress who enjoys playing character roles.
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"Boy Power"
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 and ½ minutes.
What is a boy to do when he's surrounded by girls? 3 sisters, 4 aunts, 12 cousins, a mother and two grandmothers. If you're the only boy in the family you have to adopt drastic measures. Dynamic and funny, this monologue allows a young actor to pop with personality on stage.
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“Goldie”
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Goldilocks? A criminal? All she did was close her eyes for a moment. In this cute monologue offering emotions ranging from angry to sweet, Goldilocks attempts to explain what happened the day she visited the Three Bears.
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"Pageant Life"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 & ½ minutes.
Being a full glitz Pageant Diva isn't easy. This monologue pulls back the curtain and shows the funny side of Beauty Pageants. Spray tan disasters, flying hair extensions and rhinestones everywhere! Sassy and full of fun, "Pageant Life" is the perfect monologue for the girl who just wants to be the most glamorous girl in the room.
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"Purr-fect"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 2 minutes.
Told from the point of view of a cat, life is practically "purrfect" until the humans she lives with buy a puppy. Offering the opportunity to demonstrate a wide range of emotion, this monologue will shine a spotlight on talented actresses.
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"Mother's Little Helper"
Female. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1 and ½ minutes.
A Mother with a broken leg? An oral history presentation that there was no time to prepare for? Even fabulous girls can't do everything! Cute, sassy and ultimately confident this monologue offers several emotional levels and is a great showcase for budding young actresses.
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“Vacation”
Male. Age range: 8-12. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
Non-stop comedy reigns as a school child describes an "interesting" summer vacation. Dramatic and sassy, this monologue is loaded with personality.
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"Maid for a Day"
Female. Age range: 8-14.
Laundry? Washing dishes by hand? Cleaning her brother's room? When a young girl is assigned a list of chores for going over her cell phone limits, hilarity ensures. This monologue is fast, sassy and filled with physical movement.
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“Elfspeak”
Male or Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
A sassy, spunky elf describes their life in this comedic monologue.
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"Backstage at the Talent Show"
Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: Approx. 1 & ½ minutes.
Full of fun voice levels, accents and a spunky in your face personality, this monologue gives a budding actress a chance to take charge of the stage.
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“Bus Stop”
Male or Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
While waiting for a bus, a school child meets some “crazy” characters. Spunky and very funny, this monologue lets an actor use their face and body to shine in an audition.
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"Living With The Pet Whisperer"
Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: Approx 1 and ½ minutes.
What's a wannabe cheerleader supposed to do when there is a horse in the kitchen, a goat in her closet and a monkey in the car seat? Living with her Mother, the Pet Whisperer is not easy and there's a very good reason she was late to cheerleading tryouts. Funny and loaded with personality, this monologue will help your child stand out and sparkle on stage.
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"How I Saved The World"
Male. Age range: 8-14. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
What if you were suddenly "The One" needed to save the world? A funny, fast-paced monologue that offers a variety of voice levels and physical movements to emphasize your child's abilities.
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"Dancing Diva"
Female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
A Diva's life is never easy. Especially when you are a Dancing Diva. This monologue offers an actress a chance to show spunk and attitude as she describes her life as a dancing diva. Dance skills are a plus but not necessary to perform this monologue. Fun, sassy and brimming with attitude.
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“Acting Class Lessons”
Male or female. Age range: 8-14. Total length: Approx 2 ½ - 3 minutes.
A student describes the joys of taking acting lessons, with character demonstrations and emotional choices that range from ecstatically happy to heartbroken.
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"Sisters"
Female. Age range: 9-14. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
What can a girl do when she has a perfect sister? This monologue offers a wide range of character voices and emotions as the little sister of last year's winner tries to perform in a local talent show.
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"Road Trip" and "Field Trip"
Male. Age range: 9-12. Total length: Approx. 1 ½ minutes for each.
Non-stop comedy reigns when everything goes wrong on a disastrous trip. Whether on the road with the family or going on a school field trip, these monologues give a young actor to go into full out comedic mode as he describes his horrible trip.
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"Born To Perform"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: Approx 2 minutes.
Showing a wide range of emotions, "Born to Perform" is a showcase for talented young actresses. Filled with both comedic and deeply dramatic moments, this monologue focuses on a young girl who knows in her heart that she was born to perform. If only someone would give her a chance!
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"Vote For Me"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
There is clearly only one choice for Class President. Sassy and full of attitude, this monologue will give a confident actress a chance to display her diva skills to the utmost.
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"Pet Sitter"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: Approx 2 minutes.
Life is so unfair. Especially when you're stuck pet sitting 3 rabbits, 1 goat and 1 pig. This sassy, funny monologue lets animal loving drama divas shine and sparkle on stage.
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"Duties of a Bat Boy"
Male. Age range: 10-14. Total length: Approx 1 and ½ minutes.
A young boy's first day as a Bat Boy goes hilariously, disastrously wrong.
*Team in monologue is the Red Sox but permission is given to change the name of the baseball team and the name of the player mentioned.
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"Opening Night"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
After auditioning over and over, a girl finally lands a role and faces her first Opening Night. This unique monologue includes tiny snippets of famous roles, offering a young actress a chance to display a wide range of talent. Perky and full of emotion, "Opening Night" gives an actress a chance to sparkle on stage.
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"Longfellow Road"
Male or female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Life on Longfellow Road is never boring. A cute, funny monologue that gives a child actor an opportunity to demonstrate a wide range of emotions including disgust, anger, sadness and excitement as the actor describes the some very unusual neighbors.
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"Perfect Birthday"
Female. Age range: 10-14. Total length: Approx 1 ½ minutes.
It's not easy to plan the perfect birthday party. This delightful monologue is a comedy showcase that allows a confident actress to demonstrate a wide range of comedic skills.
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“Package Delivery”
Male or Female. Age range: 10-16. Total length: Approx 2 minutes.
Delivering has never been this complicated as a frustrated UPS worker tries to deliver a package.
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"Blogger"
Female. Age range: 10-16. Total length: Approx 1½ minutes.
This monologue, about a girl who decides to start a video blog, gives an actress a chance to show a wide range of voice levels and facial expressions. Perfect for a drama diva who wants the chance to stand out from the crowd.
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"Tweet Me"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: Approx. 2 minutes.
What happens when a girl obsessed with twitter loses her tweeting privileges? It's a full scale disaster. Hip, funny and full of pop culture references, this monologue will help your young actress stand out in a crowd.
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"Kids For Sale"
Male. Age range: 12-16. Total length: Approx. 2 minutes.
Babysitting your little brother and little sister can't be that hard can it?
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"Shall We Dance"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: Approx 1 ½ minutes.
A young girl experiences her first ballroom dancing class.
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"Smitten"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: Approx 1 ½ minutes.
What happens when a carefree, popular student falls for a "geekazoid"? Heartwarming and funny, "Smitten" turns one girl's life upside down.
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"Melisande"
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: Approx 1 ½ minutes.
What happens when a Siren, a mythical being who has the power to lure humans with the sound of her voice, finds out about American Idol? This monologue is perfect for a strong actress who can own the stage.
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"The Secret Life of a Teenage Spy"
Male. Age range: 12-16. Total length: Approx 1 ½ minutes.
The glamorous life of a spy? Hah! This hilarious monologue will get your son noticed! Perfect for a boy who loves to move and use his body.
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“The World's Greatest Spokesperson ”
Female. Age range: 12-16. Total length: Approx 1 ½ - 2 minutes.
A disastrous interview leads to hilarious results as a teenager describes her humiliating adventures.
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"Teenage Zombie"
Male. Age range: 14-18. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
Brains! Brains! Must have brains! What's a teenager to do when he suddenly becomes a teenage zombie? Sarcastic and extremely funny, Teenage Zombie is a monologue every boy will love to perform.
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"Cain't Say No"
Female. Age range: 14-18. Total length: Approx 2 & ½ minutes.
Told from the viewpoint of Ado Annie from the musical Oklahoma, as a young girl growing up. Feisty and funny, the monologue seques into an optional chorus of "Cain't Say no" at the end of the monologue. Southern accent necessary.
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"The Road Test"
Male. Age Range: 14-18. Total length: Approx 1 minute.
How can one simple little driving test go so disastrously wrong?
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